Genealogists never die, they just lose their census. |
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My family coat of arms ties at the back….is that normal?
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My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated.
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My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
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Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
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My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
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How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
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I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
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I’m not stuck, I’m ancestrally challenged.
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I’m searching for myself; Have you seen me?
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If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
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Isn’t genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
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It’s 2000… Do you know where your-Gr-Gr-Grandparents are?
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A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
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A family tree can wither if nobody tends it’s roots.
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A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
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After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
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Am I the only person up my tree… sure seems like it.
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Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
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Can a first cousin once removed..RETURN?
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FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
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Gene-Allergy: It’s a contagious disease, but I love it.
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Genealogists are time unravelers.
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Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide… I seek!
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Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
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“Crazy” is a relative term in my family.
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A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
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I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
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I Should have asked them BEFORE they died!
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I think my ancestors had several “Bad heir” days.
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I’m always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
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Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
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Share your knowledge; it is a way to achieve immortality.
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Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
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It’s an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or thief.
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Many a family tree needs pruning.
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Shh! Be very, very quiet…. I’m hunting forebears.
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Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
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That’s strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN!
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I’m not sick, I’ve just got fading genes.
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Genealogists live in the past lane.
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Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots!
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Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.
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All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
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Always willing to share my ignorance…
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Documentation… The hard part..
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Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
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Genealogy… will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
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All the really important information is on that missing page.
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I researched my family tree… and apparently I don’t exist!
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SO MANY ANCESTORS………………………SO LITTLE TIME!